ok its been a while

since I've blogged, and someone keeps pestering me to post something new..so I thought I'd give it a shot. Even though its not totally original lol


2 pieces of string walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here. Get lost." They leave, but once outside, one of them says, "I'll bet you 20 bucks I'll get back inside and get a drink." The other accepts the deal.
He ties a half-hitch through his torso, and pulls at the fibers around his middle, giving himself a fuzzy look. He saunters confidently back to the bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "I thought I told you to get lost. We don't serve strings in here!" He replies, "You can serve me."
Bartender says, "C'mon, you're a piece of string!"
He says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Three teenagers who grabbed a package from a woman's car in Des Moines, Iowa recently were in for an unpleasant surprise: the package contained droppings from the woman's dog. The victim said she had been walking her Cairn terrier "Tippy" and had used the bag to pick up after him. She said when she finished, she wrapped the 4-by-5-inch package and set it down on her car trunk. That's when the three teenagers rushed by. One grabbed the bundle and yelled "Thank you." The victim said she looked up, saw the trio racing away, and replied, "You're welcome." She told police,"I just wish I could have seen their faces when they opened it up."