A couple's 25th anniversary was approaching, and the husband, as usual, was struggling to come up with an appropriate gift to mark the occasion. For several years, the wife had been nagging him to buy her a sports car, with no success. As the anniversary date drew closer, she began to become more and more insistent in her demands for this car, and he kept refusing to give in to her demands. Finally, the day before the anniversary date, she informed him that come tomorrow, there had better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds. Or else, she would beat him to within an inch of his miserable life. So, he sighed and said OK, I give up.
The next morning she jumped up and ran out to the driveway to find....a set of bathroom scales.
Duh huh!
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